Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...because he never met you!

"Now I totally understand why Solomon had 700 wives—because he never met you! 😉 If he had, his search would’ve ended a whole lot sooner. Who needs hundreds of wives when just one person like you could outshine them all? Honestly, even a king would call it quits after meeting someone with your charm. Looks like Solomon was missing out, but lucky for me, I don’t have to make the same mistake!"